House M.D. Merchandise

Everybody lies — but this merch is legit. Our officially licensed House M.D. collection features t-shirts, hoodies, and apparel inspired by the groundbreaking medical drama. Whether you're a fan of Dr. Gregory House’s sarcasm, diagnostic genius, or iconic quotes, this collection lets you rep the show with smart, no-nonsense style.

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House M.D. Princeton Plainsboro Hoodie

House M.D. Princeton Plainsboro Hoodie

$40.95 – $48.95
House M.D. Use It Hoodie

House M.D. Use It Hoodie

$40.95 – $56.95
House M.D. Houseisms Sweatshirt

House M.D. Houseisms Sweatshirt

$32.95 – $41.95
House M.D. Thirteen Women's T-Shirt

House M.D. Thirteen Women's T-Shirt

$24.95 – $26.95
House M.D. Thirteen Tank Top

House M.D. Thirteen Tank Top

$24.95 – $26.95
House M.D. Thirteen T-Shirt

House M.D. Thirteen T-Shirt

$22.95 – $29.95
House M.D. Thirteen Sweatshirt

House M.D. Thirteen Sweatshirt

$32.95 – $41.95
House M.D. Thirteen Long Sleeve T-Shirt

House M.D. Thirteen Long Sleeve T-Shirt

$29.95 – $32.95
House M.D. Thirteen Hoodie

House M.D. Thirteen Hoodie

$40.95 – $56.95
House M.D. Everybody Lies Women's T-Shirt

House M.D. Everybody Lies Women's T-Shirt

$24.95 – $26.95
House M.D. Everybody Lies Tank Top

House M.D. Everybody Lies Tank Top

$24.95 – $26.95
House M.D. Everybody Lies T-Shirt

House M.D. Everybody Lies T-Shirt

$22.95 – $29.95