{"product_id":"primus-animals-adult-t-shirt","title":"Primus Animals Adult T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eDive into the surreal and eccentric world of Les Claypool and company with this licensed \u003cem\u003ePrimus\u003c\/em\u003e adult short-sleeve t-shirt. Printed on a vibrant red heather fabric, the front graphic features the striking artwork from their acclaimed 2003 audio\/video release, \u003cem\u003eAnimals Should Not Try to Act Like People\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrating the band's trademark bizarre imagery and boundary-pushing alternative rock style, this graphic tee brings unique music history straight to your wardrobe. An essential addition for hardcore fans, collectors, and enthusiasts of distinctive band merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Crewneck Silhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cut with a comfortable standard adult unisex fit and a durable ribbed collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft Cotton Blend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from premium, breathable ring-spun cotton blend jersey for lightweight, all-day comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDistinctive Release Artwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features high-quality screen printing showcasing the iconic surreal illustrations from the 2003 release.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eSpecifications \u0026amp; Care:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front print featuring artwork from \u003cem\u003eAnimals Should Not Try to Act Like People\u003c\/em\u003e (Back is blank).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ring-Spun Cotton Blend (Red Heather).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red Heather.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes Available:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offered in Standard Adult Sizing (S to 5XL).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Men's \/ Adult Standard Unisex Fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthenticity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Licensed Primus Band Merchandise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eRegular Size Chart (Adult Sizing)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to find your size: Grab your favorite fitting short-sleeve t-shirt from your closet, lay it flat on a table, and measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit. 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