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Printed on classic black fabric, the front graphic features the iconic and eccentric cover artwork from their breakthrough 1991 major-label sophomore studio album, \u003cem\u003eSailing the Seas of Cheese\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCelebrating one of the most unique and beloved releases in alternative music history, this graphic tee brings Les Claypool and company's signature weirdness straight to your wardrobe. 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An essential addition for hardcore fans, concertgoers, and collectors of distinctive band merchandise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic Crewneck Silhouette:\u003c\/strong\u003e Cut with a comfortable standard adult unisex fit and a durable ribbed collar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% Cotton Fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from soft, breathable premium ring-spun cotton jersey for lightweight, all-day comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDancing Skeeters Artwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features high-quality screen printing showcasing vibrant green cartoon mosquito figures and the classic band logo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eSpecifications \u0026amp; Care:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Front print featuring green cartoon mosquito (\"skeeter\") figures and Primus logo (Back is blank).\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Ring-Spun Cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes Available:\u003c\/strong\u003e Offered in Extended Regular Adult (S to 6XL) and Extended Tall (LT to 4XLT) sizing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Men's \/ Adult Standard \u0026amp; Tall Fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed and shipped in the USA.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthenticity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Licensed Primus Band Merchandise.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors; tumble dry low; do not iron decoration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin-top: 30px;\"\u003eRegular Size Chart (Adult Sizing)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow to find your size: Grab your favorite fitting short-sleeve t-shirt from your closet, lay it flat on a table, and measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit. 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